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A man who has the ability to give a girl a sexual experience that could make a dragon orgasm.
Girl 1: So how good was he?
Girl 2: He's a dragon slayer.
When a woman is giving a man oral sex, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pushes her head down, forcing the semen out of her nose, resembling a dragon.
Anthony: Hey dude, what did you and that hoe do last night?
Ben: I gave that dumb bitch the dragon slayer and took off!
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a person who has sex with dragons often(fat girls)
"Yo dude Jeff totally banged liz last night."
"Haha i'm not suprised Jeffs a legit dragon slayer."
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There are no princesses in the real world. A Dragon Slayer is a dignified position where one braves the real world and confronts people about irrationality of incoherent world views and delusions completely unafraid of the repercussions of pissing people the fuck off.
a: Dude, that guy just blew up that street preacher. I know that pastor too, he has a PHD.
b: Ya, he was a total dragon slayer.
a: Woh, dude just annihilated that feminist.
b: What a dragon slayer!
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After escaping the wrath of Testicle Torsion, unleash a 4-week nut bomb extravaganza on your girlfriend's headlights. Proceed to breathe fire, and exit with caution.
I gave my girlfriend a glazing job and she quickly became a wax figurine. This was the result of the deadly Dragon Slayer Supreme.
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Its been said that a long time ago in a galaxy far far away one man, one crafter, one Guild Leader defeated an Ancient Krayt Dragon using not weapons, not force powers, just 20 speeders in unison with one massive explosion bring said beast unto his own demise. His legend shall forever live on as he is now eternally known as "NATE THE KRAYT DRAGON SLAYER".
Nate the Krayt Dragon Slayer Hates Speeders.
An annoying weapon used by 13-16 year olds who never went outside or showered the nanosecond they touched Roblox
Guy:Dragon slayer is such a annoying weapon
Girl:ikr why did they even add it