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A large lizard who's only weakness is medieval swords
I tried to shoot the dragon, but the bullets just bounced off, so i just poked him with my iron sword instead.
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Damn homie that girl was fine... until I walked up to her and she unleashed the dragon!
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a girl that you would have sex with but never enter into a full-fledged relationship with
You have to slay a couple of dragons before you find your princess!
in business terms: in HR- A benefits specialist with no hope of promotion
Matt: "Joe, you slay that dragon yet?"
Joe: "No dude, she wants to be my girlfriend!"
Hey, you want to go dragon slaying tonight?
No, I already slew one today and then threw her out!
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A mythical beast that you just don't mess with.
"Just because dragons ain't on the map anymore don't mean they aren't their."
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Dragoning started in Ontario, and it is similar to planking and owling. To dragon, one must stand next to an object and pretend to breath fire onto it. While doing this, someone must take a picture of them, which will later be edited to make it seem that fire is actually coming out of their mouth.
Joe: take a picture of me dragoning this fire hydrant !
Hank: this is gunna turn out great when its finished
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while a woman is giving you head right before you are about to blow it in her mouth you push her head down as far as it will go causing the sperm to shoot out her nose like it was milk making it look like flames
78👍 52👎