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When you take a shit and the shit gets stuck and twisted in your ass hair.
"Dude, I just shit out that root beer float and now all these caca dreadlocks are making my ass itch!"
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The theory that states that, in the modern day era of football, a teams defense is not elite unless at least one defensive back has dreadlocks.
Tom: The Jets defense is gonna be awesome!
Dave: I don't know man, your betting against the dreadlock theory.
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The theory that the growth of dreadlocks results in instant athletic prowess, most notably in the game of football.
Tyler: "How is Trent Richardson so jacked?"
Greg: "Dude, its a case of the Dreadlock Effect."
Jerry: "Did you see that guy return that kick 100 yards for a TD?"
Justin: "Yeah he had dreads right?"
Jerry: "Whats that matter?"
Justin: "He displays a case of the Dreadlock Effect."
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A Matchy Dreadlock is a common kitchen match with the tip broken off. This leaves the user with a long, thing wooden match with which you set marijuana afire with. It is better for the lungs no butane and is fun.
Hey Jay, toss me a Matchy Dreadlock to do this b-load with.
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A hairstyle worn by those who know the world is fucked but aren’t quite ready to let this knowledge break their soul
Yes, I know I was furloughed but I’ve come to realise that everything about your corporation is evil and I’d rather work for a non-profit so don’t blame me, blame these Existential Dreadlocks I’ve been growing
Pubic hair that have been turned into Dreadlocks.
Caribbean man #1- Whoa put some pants on i can see your Downstairs dreadlocks man.
Caribbean man #2- Sorry mon.
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When you take a shit and the shit gets stuck and twisted in your ass hair.
"Dude, I just shit out that root beer float and now all these caca dreadlocks are making my ass itch!"
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