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The jews version of santa, and is usually just a guy in a dreidel coustume.
Mom: look kids mr. dreidel is here with your presents!
Kids: No way, thank you mr. dreidel ive always wanted a disgusting noodle kugel!!!
A man of the jewish religion that happens to enjoy the taste of milk chocolate, white chocolate, dark chocolate, (not talking about the candy) and the intimate company of women in general.
Damn, that guy is always gettin the yak buttah, gettin papa smurfed by his boppas. What a dreidel daddy.
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Official Rules of "POWER DREIDEL!"
SETUP:
-Form a circle with 3 or more people, taking turns, clockwise.
-The game requires 2 dreidels. 1 main dreidel & 1 bonus dreidel.
-Set aside a large cup as the community chalice & fill with 1 drink of beer at the beginning of the game.
-Set one shot of liquor beside community chalice.
HOW TO PLAY:
-Spin main dreidel. If it lands on...
Gimmel: Take 1 drink.
Hay: Pour 1 drink of your beverage into community chalice.
Nun: Give 1 drink to person of choice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice
...OR risk it & spin the BONUS DREIDEL!
-The bonus dreidel allows a person who spun Shin a chance to avoid drinking the community chalice.
-Spin the bonus dreidel. If it lands on...
Nun: Choose someone else to drink community chalice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice AND the shot of liquor.
Gimmel/Hay: Drink the community chalice.
-Any time the community chalice and/or shot is emptied, refill with a respective drink of beer and shot.
ADVANCED RULES (optional)
-When someone spins the bonus dreidel, form a circle, do a Hasidic style dance, and loudly chant "BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL!"
-All participants vary drink types to make community chalice less desirable.
-Specify a designated bonus dreidel guardian who is the official caretaker of the bonus dreidel.
"Dude, that Power Dreidel game got me so drunk last night that I put on a Santa Claus costume and made love to a Christmas tree!"
Long, curly sideburns of an orthodox Jew.
The humid air curled his hair and gave him Dreidel Locks
One who flicks other guys' dreidels. Often without consent.
Chaim the Jew: "This dreidel is freaking sweet!! Yaayy!"
Bob the Goy: *flicks dreidel* "Hahahahaha! Santa hates you! Hahahaha!"
Chaim the Jew: "You know what? You're a Dreidel Flicker! You flick guys' dreidels all the time!"
Bob the Goy: "Whaaa!? That sounds weird! I'm not that, lemme make it up to you with some Christmas foods!"
Chaim the Jew: "I'll have NONE of your figgy pudding."
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The curly pube like hairs on the sides of a Hassidic Jew's head. Jewish pig tails.
Hey man check out those Dreidel Dreds on that Jew. He looks like a Jewish Punky Brewester!
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the art of having sex with a small woman preferably a midget, the woman is on top and you spin her around like a dreidel while she is on top of your penis.
i dirty dreideled the shit out of this bitch last night
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