Dud

“Dud” is derived from its usage to describe something that has failed to work properly at its predetermined time of need.

As a scornful personal noun, it is used to describe people showing an instantaneous and critical lack of intellect, more than often at the expense of the “Dud” in question and those in the immediate surrounding.

To reach peek Dudhood, an individual predetermined to be the least intelligent of a group, should enthusiastically take excessive Stimulants either alone or encouraged by the group. The individual should then be released in a public space as the aforementioned drugs come into effect. A third-party observer can recognize the manifestation of a Dud, when the actions of said vacuously intoxicated individual evoke reactions of disgust, anger, and fear amongst their companions, rather than the original amusement.

Person 1: “Dude it was such a great idea to bring Eric here, he fits right in! We should give him more Molly..”

Person 2: OH FUCK bro.. Eric’s being a fucking Dud we gotta scram FAST.

Eric: *Spoon-feeding Edibles to the other students in the Special-Education classroom*

Dud

A person/thing failing to meet required standards.

(noun)

Oscar is such a dud.

'Did you hear about the party last night?' 'no why?' 'it was a complete dud'
'How was Billy in bed last night?' 'He was such a dud!'

DUD

a dud is a person who lacks in skills and is dumb :)

yo wendy is such a dud

Dud

A dud is the name given to the phenomena whereby someone tries to take a poop, however they just let out a fart of some description which embarrassingly yet funnily reverberates around the toilet bowl.

I was looking forward to having a massive poop in the public toilets, but it turned out to be a huge dud.

11👍 6👎

dud

A place such as a party where there are no hot girls.

Nigel: "Man, this place is a dud."

Cam: "Dude, it's a bank. Come on."

Nigel: "That doesn't mean the tellers have to be fugly. When I go to a bank, I expect them to have dimes."

45👍 39👎

Dud

Meaning someone stupid or a refrence to a person with disabilities.

Chad: *Misses every football at practice*
Zack: "Stop acting like a dud and catch the ball"
-------
Kyle: "Look at that dud over there"
Dud: :/

9👍 5👎

dudding

A euphemism for having sex, used in conversations where the verb "fucking" is deemed inappropriate. Taken from the Olde English verb "to dud", which in modern terms roughly translates into "sex someone up".

"If there's a tie on my door it means I'm dudding someone, so give me a couple of hours."

6👍 2👎