Co-Dues

From the Canadian "Koh-Dooze, eh?"- meaning:

a cooperative spirit enjoyed by teammates who respect time honored tradition and hard work, e.g. feeling rewarded after paying one's dues.

Despite an awkward pep talk from the captain, that hockey team really has great Co-Dues, eh?

in due course

A British version of the Spanish phrase "Mañana"; theoretically, it means "soon, very soon"; whereas in fact, everyone knows that using the phrase is passive-aggressive English code for "You will die of old age before this ever gets done."

The British government announced that they would fill the vacancy of Independent Adviser on Ministerial Standards, "in due course." The journalists smiled wryly, knowing this meant the post would be left vacant for months, or even years on end.

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due time

A time that isn't now, but then again isn't later, it is a time possibly in another universe, a time that is not even know by the person using the word. Typically used to refer to the time at which a friend will pay you back the money you lent him.

Hey buddy, do you have that money i lent you?
No, not now but i will have it in due time.
(meanwhile showing no apparent sacrifice in his own lifestyle in order to pay you back in your lifetime)

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Booty Dues

When a girl pays back a favor or pays for a misdeed with ass.

"Yo man, how was your date with Stephanie last night?"

"It was cool, I took her out to a lobster dinner and then back to my place to collect my Booty Dues."

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fair dues

1) Enough respect to you/him...
2) I appreciate what he did/ your point of view.

Sometimes said as 'fair due', it comes from 'fair is due to the comrade'

"So I managed to menage-a-trois, last night" "Fair dues to the bigman!"

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devil’s due

the best harry styles fanfic ever created tbh. it’s a story on wattpad about a girl named river who walks into a tattoo shop with her best friends, who soon meet a man named harry styles, who happens to work there. the story is written by petit_cerise (on wattpad!) - also just a quick warning that it’s a mature story! so please read the introduction before reading<3 if you do happen to see this val, just know that i love the story so much<3 thank you for this masterpiece.

person 1: have you read devil’s due on wattpad??
person 2: i haven’t
person 1: well you should! it’s the best harry styles fanfic currently to exist!

over due

being over due means that you have not had sexual intercorse in a month or more.
once you do have sex, that means your are unover due.

dude, i'm over due.. i need to get laid.

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