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Dungeons and Dragons

A game or "Alternative Lifestyle" played typically by teenagers and aging adults. Not much is needed to play other than a paper, a pencil, some imagination, and some friends.

Hitler played D&D with his Jewish friends one night, when the Gamemaster Craig cheated and Hitler has been bitter about it ever since...thus being responsible for the Holocaust.

by xplayer3 September 7, 2004

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Dungeons and dragons

The best thing in the history of man that allows nerds and other people that are not "normal" to create a world in which they can be the strongest and or the smartest person ever.

Every sunday Brian,Carl and I have a 6 hour D&D session with our dungeon master Keegan to escape this normal really boring world of ours.

by Bobby Rayner July 19, 2004

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dungeons and dragons

A pencil and paper role-playing game. Considered by some to be the unofficial beginning of the fantasy/geek subculture.

Why don't you go play dungeons and dragons with your geek friends?

by E. R. Faust July 7, 2005

77๐Ÿ‘ 134๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dungeons and Dragons

Please don't murder hobbo in my game

They ruined my campaign, George, they killed the ally King in the First session, oh god, i don't think i Will ever play a Full dungeons and Dragons campaign

by Ohgodwhyfuckingwhypainaaaah April 10, 2020

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Dungeons and Dragons

The thing that has help the Catholic Church keep from having sex for 30 years

Dungeons and Dragons is so awesome though i wish i felt the nice touch of a woman

by Jesus and his Disciples April 4, 2006

96๐Ÿ‘ 201๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dungeons and dragons

To quote popular rock entertainer Marilyn Manson's autobiography:

'If each cigarette reduces your life by 6 minutes, then each game of Dungeons and dragons delays the loss of your virginity by 6 weeks.'

John: I've played Dungeons and dragons 15 times, and thus, the loss of my virginity has been delayed by 90 weeks!

Pedro: ...Want a cigarette?

by OMFGBENNEYTEE December 29, 2007

48๐Ÿ‘ 108๐Ÿ‘Ž


dungeons and dragons

A board game that is a temporary utopia for dorks, nerds, and geeks like me. You can do literaly whatever you want.

Let's go play dungeons and dragons, my character just got this cool new feat.

by Gareth Klieber January 5, 2006

90๐Ÿ‘ 202๐Ÿ‘Ž