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The immense fear that most western people get when confronted with this "King of Fruits" of the Eastern reagent. The Durian emits an odor so horrific for the westerners that it is forbidden in most Singaporean hotels and in come other countries as well. Once there was a Durian eating contest especially made for 20 Westerners in Sabah. At first they thought the green thorny fruit was a walk in the park. Once the referee open up its skin, they all forfeited after smelling the distinct odor of the majestic Durian fruit.
E: *holds up durian*
W: *pukes and dies*
E: oh shit he is Durian-Phobic
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The Durian Defense is a meme opening championed by a Malaysian Christian chess streamer named, Durian_Defense, a.k.a., Frankie Kam. It plays as 1. ...Nh6 followed by 2. ...c5 or 2. ...g6. It is an obscure opening that goes against general chess principles, but is highly effective, in the hands of a skilled player, especially in bullet and blitz games. The theme of this opening is to entice White to damage Black's King Side pawn structure, but would leave Black with a lethal dark-squared bishop. The opening has some opening traps for White to be aware of, but in a rapid or classical game, will be punished for its audacity. This rings true in an age where players tend to memorize openings 20 to 30 moves deep. The opening is named after the stinky fruit durian as the durian is both sweet and repulsive to the new comer.
He plays the Durian Defense against me! The cheek of it all! Is he trying to troll me?
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A durian pie is a creampie who has stayed in a pussy for a longer time than expected just like a durian it smells bad and like a durian its soft creamy and smelly pls clean it
Damn gurl he creamed sm that u forgot to clean it that no cream pie thats durian pie
Someone who's acting tough to mask their insecurity, just like a durian: thorny on the outside, but weak on inside
Lim is a durian man by becoming a bully so he could be validated by his peers
A durian is a large, spiky, brain-shaped fruit found in Asia. According to most people, it smells really bad, so most people don't try it. But in my opinion, it tastes really good and sweet, like a dry pineapple mixed with whipped cream, and mangoes.
Durians are the best fruit! It's sad how it's so underrated, though..
the durian is the worlds worst fart-smelling fruit. just like the stench of a morning growl
i went down on her the next morning...big mistake...a full durian breakfast!