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John was frustrated because his wired earbuds keep getting tangled
An act of ear sex which involves turning an mp3 player or other sound device up to a very high volume and sticking it in a persons opposite ear, causing them to jerk thier head away, jamming thier ear onto your penis. Causes defness.
"I was so trashed last night, and I can't hear shit."
"Maybe someone gave you the earbud method"
"Oh fuck!"
"Thats what you get alley slut."
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Sorry, you are poor so I can't tell you.
Guy: Sorry I have earbuds so I can't hear you.
a place for you to listen to porn without getting caught in class
Person 1: I got some earbuds....
Person 2: What are you doing with them?
Person 1: Getting a boner
What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.
I watch porn with my earbuds!
When you have your fucking earbuds, air pods whatever the fuck for so long that even when removed it feels like it's still on. This phenomenon is akin to phantom limb, it can lasts a few hours.
Dude, I'm experiencing phantom earbuds right now