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and extremely hot cookie
hes a cookie of darkness
uh
pls one chance earl grey😍😍
me: "have you SEEN earl grey cookie??? Hes so hot!!!
kingdom only:"who tf is that"
Filled to the rim with stinky people like the infamous king hour or his expelled brother muhrez, this is pretty much your typical middle school. People also assume it is a scetchy school, but it’s not. It’s just shitty and filled with kids who vape and think they’re “sketchy”
Damn you go to earl grey middle school? Nigga
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In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.
Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.
Jon: What? Those were not my balls
( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )
Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!
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life long middle aged closet lesbian of good public standing and she likes her leaves loose
a damn fine woman although they say she sips her earl grey...
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A common British term, used to describe the currency equivalent of £25.
Cashier: "That's £25 please old chap"
Customer: "Here's an Earl Grey for ya my man!"
If someone calls you "Earl Grey" as a nickname, they are calling you a hot tea (hottie). Derived from the pick up line, "Your name must be Earl Grey, because you are a hot tea (hottie)!".
"Hey, Earl Grey, can u hand me that pen?"