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When you take a shit in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.
John found a nasty shit in the toilet when he woke up one morning and Jamie said "the early bird gets the turd."
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In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.
In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.
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What Harry Styles gets from Louis Tomlinson.😉💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚
Louis: “You know what they say, early bird gets the worm.” -while looking directly at Harry.💚💙
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The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.
Matt was the first of us to wake up today, and he chose me to be the The early bird gets the worm!
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One who sneaks out of work and leaves early.
Hey have you seen Fernando? Naw man I think he did an early bird hustle today.
A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.
“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep
Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic