Earth Day

1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl

Earth day is on Saturday this year.

The Person That Made Earth Day

haha funny

"Hey, do you know who The Person That Made Earth Day is?"
"Yes. You are a funny person"