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To perform oral sex to a woman.
Last night , I thought shannon was going to take me to a nice resturant, but instead, she was only interested in eating crab cakes. So we ended up at her house in bed.
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When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy
Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake
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When a woman masterbates with her partners stiff turd.
Kim enjoyed a long 15 minute session of cat eating the cake with Jeffrey's long stiff corn fill stick.
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Eat the cake, Anna Mae (used in Beyonce ft. Jay Z's song "Drunk In Love," is a reference to Tina Turner. Before she became uber famous, her name was Anna Mae. When she was in a diner, after she released her first single, two kids came up to her and asked for her autograph, not her husband's, Ike. Ike got jealous. He got some cake so they could celebrate, but when Anna Mae didn't want to eat it, he said, "Eat the cake, Anna Mae!" and pretty much forced it in her mouth and started attacking her. She was able to get away from her abusive partner, and start her musical career.
"Eat the cake Anna Mae, said Eat the cake, Anna Mae"
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From Jay-Z's verse on Beyoncé's "Drunk in Love". although he got it from the movie about Tina and Ike Turner, what he is really doing is saying that Beyoncé eat his ass.
"My girl is hella freaky bruh"
"How?"
"I was all like 'Eat the cake, Anna Mae now eat the cake anna mae!' and the bitch actually ate my ass"
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When Playing a Video Game and a Player is down on the floor or Dead in Game you Use a Female Character and Teabag them in the face as if you had Man balls and You sing "Eat the Coochie Cake Eat the Coochie Cake"
Haha You Suck, Now "Eat the Coochie Cake Eat the Coochie Cake."
To give some to others rather than keeping to yourself.
When Daniel wouldn't share his toys with me I told to him to share the cake don't eat the cake.