โEat your assโ is commonly used among men who stick there dick in sofas or couch pillows.
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A slang expression meaning, "I am going to eat your ass", referring to the act of analingus. This expression can either be used in a seductive or a threatening manner.
(Seductive): "Hey baby bring that booty over here 'cause Ima eat yo ass!"
(Threatening): "Bro, you ever pull that shit on me again, Ima eat yo ass!"
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Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.
Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!!
Student - Eat my ass and balls
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Eat billy's ass day is every june 26. Families and friends gather around to celebrate the day by actually eating billy's ass.
-Awww man, did you here it's june 26?
-Yup, you know what that means!
-Gotta eat billy's ass, because it's Eat billy's ass day!
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Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.
Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!
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The act of licking or shoving your tongue inside of a person's anus.
"do you eat ass?"
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A circumspect way to talk about a surprise birthday cake
Hey for James its time to eat some ass, can you get some plates, please.