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To do the 'Dirty Egyptian' is for one person (the masturbator) to simultaneously masturbate (often quite energetically) two other people using one hand on each recipient. The recipients are positioned behind and in front of the masturbator so when the deed is being carried out the instagator looks like they are walking like an Egyptian (ref the 1986 Bangles hit "Walk Like An Egyptian").
The Dirty Egyptian can sometimes be witnessed on the London underground late at night when passing through some of the less salubrious places on the network. This more public version is, however, normally carried out through clothing and generaly starts off as a frottage.
Chardonnay was being frottaged by a couple of guys on the tube last night so she decided to be a good sport and helped them to a dirty Egyptian.
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A difficult high risk, well scoring sex move to really show a special lady you fuck well. Best performed on a couch in which the female is squashed in the corner inverted and the male performs dabbing motions straight down with her legs front and back to form an Egyptian boat.
Mate: " How was your night out with Dorothy lastnight"
Mate 2" Awesome, I fucked her all across the house and finished with an Egyptian cartwheel, she loved it"
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Legally engaging in intercourse with your deceased wife up to 12 hours after she has passed away.
Hasad bid his late wife farewell with a stiff egyptian.
Your car horn. So called because in the middle east the horn is used much more often than the brakes when driving.
The guy at the green light wouldn't move his freakin car so we all started laying on the old Egyptian Brakepedal until he drove off.
An Egyptian Bowtie is when you are all ready to execute Egyptian Goggles but get tired half way up and just drape your balls on your loving and supportive partners neck area. For this to be official, each testicle must rest perfectly on each side of the trachea.
Man, I was all about that Egyptian Goggles, but made an audible and went straight Egyptian Bowtie.
When a certain Hossam Abdou and a certain Jacob Yousef face off in a 1v1 fiFA battle and the winner is crowned the EGYPTIAN WINNER.
1. Let's do an EGYPTIAN BATTLE!
2. Jake: "I'm so much better than you at fiFA. I've beaten you the last two times."
Hossam: "I'm clearly better than you."
Steve: "EGYPTIAN BATTLEEEEEE"
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A fine, lustrous cotton grown in Egypt.
Egyptian Cotton is a long staple cotton, valued for its softness and texture. Longer staple fibers help produce a softer fabric, either sheet or towel. Egyptian cotton also is known for its high absorbency and so valued in towels.
"This sheet made of egyptian cotton is superior to the others as it feels softer"
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