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Brandon: You know why she wears shorts right?
Arthur: No why?
Brandon: It's easier to get to eighth base that way.
Arthur: Her knees do look pretty sexy today.
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Immature kiddies who are on the verge of high school. They're usually arrogant or hateful, or both. And they're emotionally sensitive.
Eighth graders are gonna be freshmen next year....
"Damn!"
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An Oklahoma Eighth is slang for 1.75 grams of marijuana and 1.75 grams of cocaine mixed together in the same bag. Together the total weight amounts to 3.5 grams, which is an eighth of an ounce.
Oklahoma eighths got their name from the world famous Oklahoma Snow Blow that the state of Oklahoma is known for. These types of mixed bags are frequently sold by dispensaries where Snow Blow and Weed can be found. According to Oklahoma legend, the first Oklahoma Eighth was created in 1874 by Chief SniffemGeekum of the QuaPaw nation.
Chief SniffumGeekum: Oklahoma Snow Blow. Blow Big Gas From Oklahoma Eighth. Big Geekin'. Geek fast, like the wind.
It’s when you don’t want to half ass it because it’s too much effort. And a quarter of said effort is too much also. So eighth-assing it.
Dude I’m so tired we would be lifting weights eighth-assed. (Instead of half-assed)
Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.
A sudden disease that sweeps eighth grade students all over the world. Similar to junioritis and senioritis. Eighth graditis symptoms include lack of motivation, excessive failure and laziness.
middle school kid: man, I just took the GEPA, I'm done with school I have eighth graditis.
older brother: Haha shut up I just took the hspa you suck! Just drop out (proceeds to beat up little brother until he cries).
middle school kid: nobody understands me..
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Avoiding the press.
President Obama skipped the Eighth Hole on Martha's Vineyard to avoid talking to the press waiting there.
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"Half an eighth of dried magic mushrooms is a good amount for a first trip"
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