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The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.
Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.
They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!
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An extremely rare occurrence when a foul, filthy, and consciously sloppy bowel movement leaves no residue on the toilet paper.
Dude 1: "What a beautiful start to my day! I thought last night's spicy enchilada's would have ruined my last roll of t.p.. But when I went to swipe, it was cleaner than fresh linen."
Dude 2: "You've experienced the immaculate ejection. God had bigger things in store for you than a dirty bum."
I would have ejected my banana, but her pussy looked so good. So banana ejection did not occur
Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.
City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
Where your boner gets throne out of your wife's vagina
I had an Erection Ejection having sex
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a demeaning sexual position in which the female is thrown from the top bunk immediately after the male reaches climax
Nick: Dude i had this chick over the other night and i gave her the ejection seat and told her to leave before my girlfriend came back.
Phil/Chris: Youre my hero you italian stud!
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To be fired from a job or banished from a location after being busted for shooting drugs.
I had to find a new gig after my injection ejection last month,
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