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"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"
Many of saught the power of the one ring and waiting long in the darkness. Now it's time has come and the one ring wants to be found!
A: Did you hear about the one ring?
B: That thing Sauron was searching for?
A: Yeah, Elden Ring. Apparently he found it
B: Does this mean the fires of war are coming?
A: Nah mate, war is off. he hasn't come out of his tower for days. Even his eye has turned towards fextralife.
9👍 4👎
The unit of currency equivalent to 2 quid
This NFT is worth 12 kitchen and 2 Elden Bing
Bro I was giving my grandpa a sponge bath and I had to clean his elden ring
6👍 13👎
A magnificent and beautifully crafted game for virgins and people who genuinely want to hurt themselves on another level.
For those who are maidenless
Jhon: Yo dude, I've been playing alot of Elden Ring lately...
Mike: I didn't know you hated yourself that much
5👍 7👎
I was so deep in your mom's Elden Ring last night.
2👍 3👎
A video game created by the company "FromSoftware" who are known for making action games like Demon Souls and Dark Souls
A copy of Dark Souls, A remake if you will, basically what EA does with Far Cry.
A game people won't shut the fuck up about
A game that is unnecessarily hard and when people criticize it for when you get knocked out by some big ass space alien in a undodgeable 1 hit kill attack, seriously, even videogamedunkey criticized it.
11/10 its pretty good lol u should buy it i guess
DS Fan: OMG DUDE ELDEN RING IS COMING OUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY IT BRO REALLY OMG ITS LIKE SO GOOD EVEN THO I HAVENT PLAYED IT YET
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A fairly competent guy beat doom on ultra-nightmare: Ayo what the fuck that dude just killed me in 2 hits and his attacks were like bullshit yo
SWEATY DS3 PVP GOD: JUST GIT GUD N00B AND STOP FATROLLING LIKE A DUMBASS ITS EZ ASF
the other dude: *downloads a easy mode mod from nexus lol*
5👍 18👎