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Election

Something that's rigged worse than a carnival dart game.

That dick didn't even win the popular vote, but won the election.

by Ed Diroll January 24, 2007

114πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


The Elect

Third-wave antiracist social justice warriors that take themselves too seriously and believe their cause is important enough that it warrants hurting other people, and sometimes destroying their lives, over even the smallest political correctness faults, especially on Twitter. The term was coined by Joseph Bottum and popularized by John McWhorter.

"We will term these people The Elect. They do think of themselves as bearers of a wisdom, granted them for any number of reasonsβ€”a gift for empathy, life experience, maybe even intelligence. But they see themselves as having been chosen, as it were, by one or some of these factors, as understanding something most do not." -- John McWhorter

by rorrzo November 15, 2021


Election

A cultural event indigenous to New Hampshire.

Masshole driving in New Hampshire: hey look, there are signs for candidates on people's lawns. Is there an election coming up?

New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up.

by Granite State November 3, 2009

28πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.

What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us. Not every Confederate statue that was removed was a slaveowners, the enlisted members of the Confederate military were just regular poor or middle class guys who went into the military to fight someone else's war, they weren't fighting to support slavery, the South was their home. Removing a statue because it was a Confederate is as ignorant as removing a statue because it's a statue of a black guy. Civil rights leaders weren't perfect people either, they were as human as anybody else (and as inhuman as anybody else).

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020


Election

Japanese for erection

In private areas elections are held every morning

by Frugal Jerk May 6, 2019


electability

A primary candidate's ability, as perceived by a political party's ideological base, of having the best chance of later winning in the general election.

Many Democratic primary voters voted for John Kerry in 2004 because they believed he was the only candidate with enough electability to be able to beat Republican George W. Bush in the Presidental Election.

by snardy August 18, 2005

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Elected

To have recently taken advantage of good fortune to place oneself in a good position.

Man A: Got 24 cans for 20 quid for the gaff party this weekend.

Man B: Nice wan, you are elected!

by Mungo Derrick February 4, 2011

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž