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Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality

Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.

by Ryan Sprinkle April 30, 2007

45๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Warwick elementary school

The sucky elementary that the stupid principal of 2019 changed it (im not spelling that long of the stupid principle). She takes people ideas thatโ€™s she shut down, she like to take away theme songs and make her, her own. And take away all the Traditions, and we all know that the teachers Secretly hate her. Oh and where detention after school is aloud and like a prison.

See that girl on Jamison road, I heard itโ€™s Warwick elementary school and really sucky. I wish I would never be there

by Unknown (insta person_ak) November 14, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elementary school

A crappy place where you're treated like a pile of poop.

Bro i hate elementary school

by acur February 2, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


St.Bernards Elementary School

The most useless school ever to exist on the earth. Full of brats and saucy youngsters. Some rude ass teachers along with a train wreck of a gym teacher.

St.Bernards Elementary School is trash

by VapeOnGary6969 December 24, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Magnolia Elementary School

Everyone thinks theyโ€™re the shit until they realize theyโ€™re still in 5th grade. 6th date each other almost every week and get broken up every week. Each day there is even more drama than the last and everyone is always super dramatic.

Have you heard of Magnolia Elementary School?
Of course I have with all of itโ€™s drama

by Ps2Abbachio November 20, 2019


Sixes Elementary School

Disgusting. Filled with rural rednecks and rich shitheads, thereโ€™s a racist teacher and a transphobic one, teaching you to internalize this shit at ages this young. The bathrooms are the definition of unsanitary and the food has no flavor.

What elementary school did you go to?
Sixes Elementary School.
You mean prison?
Yes.

by Zika Virus ๐Ÿฆ  November 12, 2022


Manitoba Elementary School

A bunch of self-absorbed, hypocrites that think they will have long enduring relationships at the beginning of the year but end up hating each other for a dumb reason. A school that is very not recommended. Dropping grades and horrible people, with close-minded teachers and staff. Little to no Trump supporters and yeah..Just trash honestly...but add me on snapchat hxnixdxd....and on insta @hxkvs....yeahh...oof

You ever heard of that ghetto ass school Manitoba Elementary School?

by oofandtidepods February 2, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž