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Elephant Trunk

An extreme case of burning hemorrhoids in which the inside of the anus is so elongated that it hangs down like an elephant's proboscis. And like the real elephant's trunk, it is extremely sensitive and can smell terrible. Unlike the real elephant's trunk, it is not strong enough to rip the branches off a tree.

Guy #1: Man, I biked 5 hours today on my Grandma's old Schwinn.

Guy #2: Ouch! That must have really been painful on your arse.

Guy #1: You said it. I got an elephant trunk so long it's wrapped around my junk.

by cocteau30 August 14, 2011

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Elephant Trunk

To shower a girl with cum. Like when an elephant spits out water from its trunk.

I elephant trunked that bitch.

by elephant trunk man November 10, 2009

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elephant trunk shot

While taking shots you dip someone else's dick into your shot glass and proceed to slam the shot, simultaneously holding onto the guys dick. This can also be done in a group setting much like an elephant train (trunk to tail)

"Who wants to take an elephant trunk shot with me"
"Who wants to get naked and take an elephant trunk shot with me"

by cretin105 August 29, 2014


Elephant Trunk Brother

(n.) A prideful term for an uncircumcised man.

Hey Tom, you an Elephant Trunk Brother?

You know it. ETB for life.

by I call my shits grumpys February 7, 2010

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elephant trunked

when a guy jerks off into a tube sock and sticks it onto the chicks nose

Justin jerked off into his tube sock and elephant trunked his girlfriend.

by laurent8891 November 30, 2007

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elephant trunk nipples

A girl with nipples so long, they resemble elephant trunks.

Rob: Yo, check out that chick's tit's....she has elephant trunk nipples!
Mike: Fuck yeah she does!

by Harve Eugene April 14, 2008

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red elephant trunk

The stage in a penis after you jizz. The shaft is in between being flaccid and boner worthy and is red from stroking or sex. The visual result is a cock that looks like a red elephant trunk. Usually at this point you start to get dressed and leave the bitches house.

She keep giving me dome even though I was finished and had developed red elephant trunk.

by Sir Moist June 29, 2008

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