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A group of asshole players who join the team that they can't beat
*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club
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having sex with a girl then leaving
Hey bra you gonna stay with that girl? Naw imma do like Biggie Smalls said and fuck em and duck em
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1)(v)To have sex with someone and possibly make them think you love them, then leave and break off the relationship.
2)(n) For some people, a philosophy of life.
1) "I hate b**ches so I love 'em and leave 'em..."
2) Drunk Guy 1: "I hate women..." *looks down into beer*
Drunk Guy2: "Women aren't worth your trouble... all they do is cause you pain... love 'em and leave 'em, I say."
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Getting a kill in a first person shooter game (usually and especially with a grenade, rocket, or explosive) and proceeding to t-bag/teabag the dead opponent.
Player: "Alright boys! Let's frag 'em and bag 'em!"
(Player throws nade and frags opponent)
Player: "Yee-hah!"
(Player begins to t-bag the dead body)
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Arc em or park em is the call to action heard at the top of a ski run encouraging the skier or snowboarder to make turns or point em down the mountain.
Arc em means to make ski or snowboarding turns. Park em means to give-up, go home, call it a day and put up your boards in the ski rack.
This is blower skiing so strap on yer boards and arc em or park em.
Arc em or park em there ass-wipe.
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to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.
comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"
Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?
Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.
Amanda: ewww.
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Old torn underwear that you wear when you have diarrhea just in case.
Mike had an accident at work today, fortunately he wore his shit em and forget em's.
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