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the most sweetest most adorable girl to ever exist. She is a complete princess and is just all around baby. Shes very kind and loving and is the best girl to be around.
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Excessive Masturbatory Syndrome
When one masturbate's frequently often at a minimum of six times a day. Often times these individuals often pass up actual sex in order to masturbate.
Tamara: Hey Tom wanna go out on a date tonight and maybe get laid after?
Tom: Na it's ok I still have to EMS 3 more times tonight.
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Early Morning Spray-The morning shits that one gets after a long night of drinking. Usually plagues you while in your first class of the day and lasts until you start drinking again.
Derek-Oh god, I have the worst EMS right now. I need to get to the bathroom.
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The most amazing friend you could ever have. She is a very loving and funny person. She will never forget you and its hard to forget her. She is beautiful and has a to-die-for personality. She will not give up easily. She loves to laugh and often laughs at pretty much everything. She is shy at first, but very outgoing when in a happy mood. She loves pretty much everyone she meets and always gives people second chances. I could write a whole book about her. She is very kind and playful. Sometimes its hard to put her in a good mood. But at the end of the day, she is the nicest person/friend you will ever meet. (: -kennA, a.k.a. your best friend! (: <3
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Emely is hauntingly beautiful. She is the sort of girl that inspires the romantic within us all. She is the girl songs are written about, the girl you find yourself writing poems for, in a haze at 4 in the morning, and in the back of your mind wondering what the hell happened to your masculinity. Objectively, she is out of your league (which you are) and yet every part of her seems to scream, 'talk to me, know me, love me'. The idea of another guy touching her sends you into a murderous rage (and it really does) and the idea of someone breaking her spirit simply breaks your heart. Falling for her can be intense and overwhelming, you fall hard and you fall fast (which i did) but she can melt even the most stoical of hearts so don't attempt to fight it (i didnt). Missing her is agony (which i do every second that i am not with her) No man could ever love her more than me (they really cannot), though I am sure many will try.
Emely loves you no matter what and you do the same, she puts up when you have those moments, you always have the most perfect time with her, you love not only her but her family. She's funny, caring, considerate, down to earth, BEAUTIFUL, amazing smile and eyes that you would die to have! You can be yourself and not be judged. You can be weird together and you love her with all your heart. <3
I will not say she is perfect cause she is not, but matched with a Jon they make an unbreakable bond, "a PERFECT couple"
Emely you are truly the most amazing girl ive ever met. I have no idea what i would do without you.
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A term in Alnwick meaning a tart/hussy; this is the type of girl that enjoys annoying lad's girlfriends... This girl pretends she is clever when really, she is scum. She enjoys hanging around subways with vast quantities of cheap booze, she thinks she is amazing.
"That Ems is a total whore"
"She is a complete Ems!"
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