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1. n: a mildly alcoholic beverage with a bitter after taste, made with scotch and a misunderstood counter-culture boy's tears after reading his own song lyrics he wrote for the girl or boy for whom the aforesaid "emo-boy" is sexually interested in, but cannot find consolidation in. The drink is decreasing in popularity due to the fact that no one likes an attention whore.
this "emo boys kissing" sucks, somebody get me a damn apple-tini already!
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Gay or Bi guys in denail, who say they kiss for other reasons. Also contributes to girls who are also in denial and who would rather these guys be stright or even Bi.
Girl: "Oh, Johns not gay, he just feels like kissing Jared."(Denial)
Guy: "Dude, just because i kiss guys doesn't mean i like them."(Denial)
Girl/Guy: "Emo guys just seem gay, they are really not, see Geroge has a girlfriend"(Denail)
-Emo Boys Kissing-
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When two girls described as emo make out and kiss because they can. This is also not because of publicity and definitely not because they are desperate. They may or may not be bi as this does not matter. The point is emo girls kissing can be just as hot as emo boys kissing.
emo girls kissing is just as hot as emo boys kissing... if you dont agree wtih this then you are sexist
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Emo boys kissing. Right. It's when remedial 'scene' shites decide it'll be cute and clever to pull, giving just-as-murderable emo girls slimey knickers and actual homos a boner. It's about as interesting and original as Courtney Love getting her baps out.
"Dude, that's girl's like TOTALLY checking up on you. Wanna make out?"
"OMG, emo boys kissing! Let's screw to My Chemical Romance and say 'lol' out loud! Ahahaha!"
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When straight guys can't get any girls so they go and makeout with their bestfriend, who happens to look like a girl and brag to all their emo friends on xanga or myspace that they are in, what they call, 'love'.
Emo boy's kissing:
Harrison:-Cry's- Omggg!!!! Lucy dumped me again!!!
Tom:Dude I hadn't had a girlfriend for like 4 years!!-sobs-
Bob:MY FUCKING SISTER SAID I LOOKED LIKE A GIRL!-cuts self-
Tom:Hey, I have an Idea, let's all makeout, and take pictures of it, and we'll be cooler than XRyanX.
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What happens when two emo boys kiss. There's no such thing as a female emo. All emos are homosexual boys.
Guy 1: Check it out! Over there! Two emo girls kissing!!
Guy 2: Umm... Emo girls don't exsist, dude. Those are two little emo fag boys kissing....
Guy 1: Let's kick their asses.
Hilarity ensues.
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The most despicable and disgusting of acts that an emo could commit. Two or more boys, all clones of a social scene comprised of pathetic outcasts kissing because they think they're rebels. They must kiss boys because all of the girls have pussys and they dont need another one!
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