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When a band sucks so bad that you ask for one more song early on in their set. This is normally done in the first ten minutes of the set, but can be effective at any moment throughout the performance as long as it is premature and loud enough to be heard by the performers.
Doug: Man this band sucks; we better let em know how we feel with an Early Encore!
Mike: Great idea. I've heard enough.
All: One more song! One more song! One more song!
MC: We just started. We have plenty more songs...
All: One more song! One more song! One more song!
When a person takes a shit, assumes they are finished, washes up and then realizes there is more shit coming.
I thought I was don't with my massive deuce, but had to sit back down for an encore shit.
Obligatory encore, regardless of audience demand. Often associated with touring musical acts, that reserve most popular and/or best song prefaced by 'song from upcoming experimental EP' and crossover ballad hit.
Hot Hot Heat finished their set, left the stage for about 45 seconds and returned to an apathetic ovation to play Save Us S.O.S. and Bandages as their (n)encore.
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One of the ugliest cars on the road. Looks like a fat, wide, sculpted turd. Easily the shittiest and ugliest vehicle that Buick has ever made. No one with any taste in cars or class would ever be caught dead in an Encore.
That red Buick Encore over there looks like a bloody turd
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After a happy ending, the Chinese masseuse spits your load in her friends mouth.
I got a Chinese encore with my happy ending today.
When a guy is is receiving oral-sex and the penis is fully inserted in the partners mouth. The penis touches the throat, and often makes the person gag. As the deepthroating continues and the guy climaxes in the throat, it is said that they experienced a Deepthroat Encore.
Guy1: Dude, last night was amazing! I got a deepthroat encore. I get the chills just thinking about.
Guy2: No way! I envy you.
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A new way for male sexual enjoyment - just get someone (or you) to clap once (really powerful clap) on your penis.
Also known as a clap job.
Guy: I'm not in the mood for a blowjob.
Girl: Handjob?
Guy: Nah.
Girl: Then what do you want?
Guy: Encore job.
Girl: Wha-?
Guy: Just clap on my penis and cover your ears with your arms.
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