end up as bear shit

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.

johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit

Ending up on a pike

When you get a hard-on.

Guy: I was scared of ending up on a pike in the showers this morning, no homo though
Some other guy: cool bro

End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face