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Foetal Enforcer

Male genitalia, generally underused.

It's been so long, my Sergeant Johnson was just promoted to Foetal Enforcer.

by |nyquist| January 31, 2011

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Parking enforcement

Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.

Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!

by Crediblesea May 6, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Enforced Arch

Enforced Arch is a term used to inspire the dance community to ask hypothetically, β€œWhat does it mean to be in forced arch?” Traditionally known for being a popular dance position in Modern Dance Vocabulary. Now claimed by compassionate artists in the dance community! What potential does this powerful position have?

Literally we arrive on our toes, yet bent at the knees and think, β€œshould I leave it at that or challenge why the hell I’ve arrived here?” We hear our mentors ask us to be intelligent dancers and choreographers but what does that mean? How does one become an intelligent communicator?

By using our unique talents we can bring life to ecological & social issues and create respect and compassion for all living things. Enforced Arch is a term for the intelligent dancer who seeks movements in which we can enforce how we utilize our position of being β€œin forced arch.”

The most common example of dancers living Enforced Arch is by embracing a vegan lifestyle.

By being Enforced Arch I will inspire future generations to adopt a compassionate lifestyle.

by Enforced Arch December 31, 2011

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


phoenix enforcer

The alias of a nerdy Zelda obsessor, who is a weird but yet cool and claims to have originated from a planet made out of potatoes. He is also called spud. His real name is confidential and cannot be realeased due to the restrictions being enforced by the United States government who is currently researching this being for other worldly features. He does not know it but hes being watched. He can allegedly speak a different language he also claims he can converse with potatoes. he now resides in the town of southbridge going to southbridge high until he is ready to dominate the world. This matter is still under study.

Phoenix enforcer is coming.

by Peter Shaw the G master May 6, 2007

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


xbox enforcement team

Eugene’s that live in there mothers basement and ban innocent Xbox players to make them selfs feel better

Man those damn Xbox enforcement team people banned me again

by I hate enforcement team September 30, 2018

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


State Enforced Homosexuality

Homosexuality enforced by the state.

Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?

Fake Mexican: Yes

Audience: *applause*

State Enforced Homosexuality

by Hieronymous Lex March 17, 2021

25πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Law Enforcement Mustache

Most cops seem to believe they will get more respect if they grow a "Law Enforcement Mustache." It's a great accessory to wrap-around and/or Top Gun style sunglasses.

When you see the Law Enforcement Mustache, you know to stop playing around.

The Law Enforcement Mustache is not to be confused with the "Football Coach Mustache."

"Damn Tommy, I don't think we're going to get away with a warning because the trooper that pulled us over has a Law Enforcement Mustache."

by Man Dreaming Butterfly February 2, 2004

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