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When engaging in anal sex the receiver farts as the givers penis enters the anus, resulting in a warm gas on the head
As I put my dick in her ass she farted and I had a warm entry
Global Entry is a U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) program that allows pre-approved clearance for low-risk travlers entering the Americas so that the rude agents do not stick their fingers in your bags and butt like they do every time I go to the Americas.
It took 16 minutes for me to pass customs because of the Global entry program
SOMETHING NOT ON THIS FRICKIN WEBSITE
i literally can't find one normal entry or example on this website bECAUSE EVERYONE HERE I SWEAR IS ON DRUGS
When your friend is visibly too drunk to be allowed into a club by a bouncer, you 'prop' him or her up, put their ID in their hands and tell them what to stay (without slurring!); albeit in a condescending tone.
"Billy was so trashed on Friday night that we had to pull a puppet entry to get him into the club."
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A special maneuver known only by ninjas, Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, and Jesus. This meme originated from the popular (albeit overrated) anime "Naruto," in an episode where the character named Gai performs a flying side-kick into the antagonist's face, during which he - in typical anime fashion - screams out the name of his attack: Dynamic Entry.
To perform a dynamic entry, one must come out of absolutely nowhere into a given situation and spontaneously kick one or more persons' asses. The attack may or may not contain massive amounts of gar (the polar opposite of gay), but a dynamic entry - especially in real life - always generates extreme lulz.
Josiah: Josh, get the door, someone's knocking.
Josh: *opens front door*
Doug: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!1 *actually manages to kick Josh's ass*
Josiah: Hey, asshole, you're late by like half an hour. Where the f#ck where you?
Doug: Beating off.
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When a man is to impacient for foreplay and aggressivly wedges his penis into a womans vagina when she isnt ready, similar to going in dry
Dude i had to do a forced entry on Amy's pussy cause she was taking so damn long
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Attempt to add a word or term to a dictionary (such as Urban Dictionary), glossary or other list of definitions whilst demonstrating an inability to spell, punctuate or correctly structure sentences during execution of said word or term definition.
Check out this dictonary entry: "When you attempt to do something you suck at, your totally going to epic fail!"
See definitions for:
snowbooking
traffuck
your not too good
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