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A paper document-slipcover dat contains a large check, passport, or other important item dat permits you to clandestinely run off wif yer sweetheart and get married.
In da 1924 Harold Lloyd movie "Girl Shy", da publisher's $3000 advance-royalty check arrived in an envELOPE for da currently-of-merely-da-working-class Harold; he realized dat da money would allow him to marry his rich-girl heart-throb, even if her parents would have reservations about a union of such unequal social status.
a word used to describe a vagina that doesn't look overly used
"My gf has a nice little envelope, not like my last one that had a real meat sandwich!"
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Politicians don't do jack unless they get their brown envelopes!
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A mailing device used by pimps for both official and unofficial business. Usually made of paper and sealed with pimp juice.
After she swallowed too much pimp juice R Kelly sent his hoe a get well card in a pimp envelope.
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The hidden file on a computer where the user hides their porn.
"I'm grounded for a month because my mom found my magic envelope with all my BDSM stuff in it."
When you having sex doggy style and when your about to cum, you pull out and jizz in her butt crack and then smash her butt cheeks together.
Tom and jane where having sex when tom gave jane a sticky envelope
An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.
After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.
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