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ERNESTO! is so god damn kind and such a child, they are one of the smartest human beings i’ve ever met and yet the stupidest at the same time. I hope you see how amazing you are, your a god damn dog, a lil puppy. Your driving is beautiful and the music is fabulous
Person 1: Yo did you see that robot?
Person 2: Yup, Ernesto built it
Person 1: Sober?
Person 2: Does it matter? Works like a charm!
A guy with a huge dick no like really the Mexican genes gave him the biggest cock
"hey ernesto can i suck your dick?"
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Ernesto is the kind of man a girl dreams about marrying one day. He is tall, athletic, handsome, incredibly smart, funny, and best of all, patient and kind. He is a dreamer who wants to be the best of the best in sports, school, and in board games (maybe a bit of an ego), but he knows how to stay humble. He is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. He is loyal and always there for you. He can be a little selfish sometimes, but if you’re lucky to be in his life, he’ll show you how much you mean to him and give so much in return. His passion and ambition make you feel the same passion and excitement so much so, you can convince yourself to follow him anywhere—even to another country. He is the only man you want by your side, now and forever for infinity.
Aw man, there is no way I can win, because Ernesto is on the field today.
I don’t want to think about a life would be without Ernesto in my life.
A tall handsome man with the best smile, everyone loves Ernesto. The second he walks into a room all eyes are on him and the party has officially started. He’s an alpha male and the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. If you have an Ernesto in your life consider yourself to be very very lucky. He’s rare and has a heart of gold.
Who’s that tall sexy guy over there?
That’s Ernesto
A usually tall Latino guy, he looks like a giant orange traffic cone and laughs for no reason. He is like a foot taller than like everyone at his school.
Me: look at Ernesto
Friend: he’s so tall he looks like a giant traffic cone
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Student 1: "Is it true that Ernesto ran to be principal of UC?"
Student 2: "Yhea, but he realized he couldn't leave his students, so he forfeited."
he’s a very likable person and trust me he’s the best but he moves on fast. Mine was a soccer ball player and he has curly hair so that’s probably why but he will break your heart even if your not dating lol. still love him, but he’s moved on.
1 person: hey, i love you.
Ernesto: i don’t