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Eruption Disruption
Eruption Disruption occurs when Volcanic ash interferes with air travel.
Air travel is either canceled or halted in fear of planes crashing because of Volcanic ash.
My fucking flight was just canceled because of of Eruption Disruption!
How the hell am I going to get home Now!
"I need a cigarette after that sexual eruption."
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a loosely based pun on snoop's song, "sexual eruption"
when the person you're texting wont stfu
aaron: dude i got a new quad today!!
mike: sweet.. (secretly envious)
aaron (3 hours later): .. and if the rear differential locks up then you can just ... (etc)
mike: cool..
aaron (6 hours later): ... and the handlebars are made of stainless steel with real leather and.. (etc)
mike: you having fun with your textual eruption?
..and so on.
Involves Magma and Lava. Two AMAZING lacrosse players. Cause volcanic eruptions on the field full of lax skillz, like goals, gb pickups, sick dodges, incredible catches/passes. Have a bond that cant be broken, its hard; like slow cooling extrusive rock.
Coach: I would do anything for a lax eruption on my team.
Players: We need Magma and Lava!
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Gas eruption in a lake situated in an old volcanic crater.
Gas seeps into the lake from the ground underneath, and under the high pressure on the lake bottom it saturates the water, leading to high concentrations of gases like CO2 and Methane. A disruption of the water, such as an earthquake, causes some of the gas to reach higher up in the lake, where the pressure is lower. The gas can then escape the water, forms bubbles and travels to the surface. This opens a gap for more gas to do the same, and a chain reaction occurs.
This eruption of gas can cause a decent-sized tsunami, and the cloud of gas that is left on the surface will travel along the ground, causing death by suffocation. If the gas involved is Methane it can also catch fire and cause an enormous explosion.
The limnic eruption of lake Nyos in August 1986 killed nearly 2000 people and thousands of animals, yet nobody takes the risk of the same thing happening in a much larger scale in the enormous lake Kivu seriously enough to spend money on preventing it. Wow.
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When you put the nozzle of a chocolate syrup bottle into a girls vagina. Then you squeeze the chocolate syrup into her pussy. Finally she queefs and the syrup explodes out of her snatch causing a Chocolate Eruption.
"Yo last night i gave Danielle a chocolate eruption."
"How was it?"
"It was crazy, it got all over the walls"
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The life-scarring image of a woman's vagina while giving birth at a very late age. Will cause your mind to be forever haunted by flashbacks of the incident.
Duh: Are you going into labor??
Muh: Yes! Don't watch, the Vaginal Eruption will make you blind!
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