The kind of guy to post a Harambe meme 10 years after it was relevant.
Anon: Oh hey Ethan got any dank memes for us?
Ethan: Sure thing bro take a look at this one it is LIT
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Ethan is a person that brightens everyoneβs day without even trying. Ethan is shy, and comes off as rude person, but is truly one of the most friendly people you will meet. Ethan is someone you can count on, and is someone you know is going to be there for you no matter what. Ethan has gorgeous brown eyes, and his hair in unforgettable. The moment he looks at you, you know that you will never be the same.
Girl: Who in the hell is that! He is the cutest thing Iβve ever seen!
Friend: Thatβs Ethan, the new kid?
Girl: No wonder...
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The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. He will make a huge impact on your life, and you will never forget him. He is absolutely gorgeous, and has the hottest smile. He makes you laugh. Alot. But, don't be fooled, you will need to understand him, or else the B A N T E R may seem like he's being a cock. Once you get past that, you will become close to him. He will easily change your life. And you will love him more than anything. Oh, and one more thing, he is amazing at kissing.
Person 1: Dayum, did you see that guy? He's hot!
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Ethan. he's a lad.
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1. An organic chemical compound with the formula CH3CHO or MeCHO. It is one of the most important aldehydes, occurring widely in nature and being produced on a large scale industrially.
2. Accidental anal sex caused by overconsumption of ethanol.
1. Don't drink ethanal, it'll fuck you up.
2. This fucker gave me ethanal last night, it fucking HURT!
A really nice boy, a little sensitive, you can trust him with everything, he is always by your side no matter what, great personality, very sexual but he is worth every part of your life, if u find and Ethane never let him go, if u do u will regret it for the rest of your life
If I ever want to go out with a guy it will be a guy named Ethane
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