Eunuch

A man/boys whos balls are not working are to be removed...

you go to the doctor to get ur balls checked. the doctor tells u their not working... so they cut them off.

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spousal eunuch

A spousal eunuch is virtually identical to the 'spousal unit', but without the sex. Unlike ordinary eunuchs, spousal eunuchs usually have existing and potentially functional genitalia, but have stopped fucking their significant other for reasons which do not pertain to physical endowment.

I've been banging this married chick because her spousal eunuch can't get a boner without first being subjected to sexual domination. How refreshing it must be for her to get laid by a dude who doesn't have a ball gag lodged in his cake hole!

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Social Eunuch

People who won’t make a stance on a social issue and complain about anything being made political. Towards people that view SJW as a negative term yet won’t admit to being racist. It’s a nicer way of saying they’ve got no balls, and a more fun way of saying they lack conviction.

He defends the confederate flag while feigning offense at his perception of the American flag. While not saying he believes black folks aren’t and shouldn’t be made equal, this social eunuch chooses to complain when asked to make a distinctive stance on the topic.

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Gay Eunuchs

G-Unit homos are a bunch of Gay Eunuchs.

G-Unit=Gay Eunuchs
G-G-G-G Gay Eunuchs

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A Eunuch’s Ball Sack

This is an expression used to denote something that is irrelevant, useless or unfit for purpose. If you wanted to say someone was stupid, you could say “Her head is as empty as a eunuch’s ball sack.” If you wanted to say someone was useless, “He’s as much use as a eunuch’s ball sack.” Cowardly “If courage was balls you’d be a eunuch’s ball sack.” The expression is versatile and can be adapted to a wide variety of purposes.

Malcolm you are the epitome of a eunuch’s ball sack.

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Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man

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That tap is like a Eunuch's cock

Expression used by bar staff to describe a a beer tap for a product that is no longer in stock and has been so for an extended period. Generally the product in question will never be stocked again so it is only due to the idiotcy of management that the tap remains in place.

Customer: I'll have a pint of Becks.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.

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