what ever floats your boat

in lay mans terms, what gives a guy a boner

guy1: hey dude that girl is smokin hawt!
guy2: nah man idk what ur smokin cuz that chik overthere is smokin hawt!
guy1: eh what ever floats your boat man...

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What ever makes your balls bounce

When you ask someone if they want to do something with or for you and they say no with a little tude (attitude).

Hey, We are going to a show, do you want to go? or Hey, can you help me move? They say no, you say "what ever makes your balls bounce"

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what ever blows the dirt up your skirt

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.

Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!

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National give your girlfriend what ever she wants day

January 26th you gotta give or do what ever your girlfriend wants. She wants to make out gotta do it. She wants food gotta do it.

"Babe can we makeout" "of course babe its national give your girlfriend what ever she wants day"

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