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The greatest person to ever exist even better that Jesus Christ he deserves everyones praise for he is the best human ever Jesus Christ doesn't have anything on Everett he is the 69 god.
Man Everett is the the greatest human ever
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A kid that wants to smash a volcano
"Hey, did you hear? That kid Everetts wants to smash a volcano."
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Sexiest person alive can always make you laugh and has a huge dick.
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Ugliest sack of shit to walk the earth. He's the gayest and most possible, smelliest human being to live. Someone please end his donkey misery.
Everett smells like shit
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When two girls scissor and one girls vaginal area migrates back towards the anal area of the other scissor-ess, and that girl then flatulates into the vagina of the former scissor-er. Then the two finish and then the girl containing the methane in the uterus then releases with such great force that it shakes the bed.
Other variations include a lighter being used to ignite the said methane. If there is an accident that occurs, such as pube flambe, please consult your doctor.
So the other night, my girlfriend farted in my pussy... That was a weird quief; it sounded like The Everett.
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A man who loves to warm his pubes with pube warmers. He also is missing two ribs and has two extra vertebra in his back for enhanced flexibility. He also has a very large coccyx, that protrudes from his sacrum, he also has a reputation for being the three legged man do to his lucky inheritance. His luscious protrudence is of such immense size that is has a face similar to his own, it smiles when it is warmed by the pube warmer.
He has a friend that is a midgit pimpy gold miner, with ladies swarming around his gold towers, he is sometimes nice enought to Everett to give him some of his enormous wealth.
Whoa, you know that guy Everett? His pubes are HOT...
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Small town in southern Pennsylvania consisting of bars and churches. Unfortunately, many do not attend the local churches because they're too busy shooting up in the local drug houses. Known for a school district providing sub-par education, many do not complete high school and rather obtain their GED (Good Enough Diploma). The local hangouts consist of Sheetz and the parking lot of the Masonic Temple. One would think that the youth would rather leave, but they seem to stay in order to have multiple children and live off of public assistance or work minimum wage jobs.
This person's IQ is so low they must be from Everett or a related area
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