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When someone clicks on an Evony ad because they saw breasts but come across a pathetic ripoff of Sid Meier's Civilization.
Background Information: Evony launched a controversial web-advertising campaign that depicted a buxom, scantily clad woman showing major cleavage next to some text encouraging you to play.
I thought I was gonna see some softcore porno, but it was just a stupid game. I got Evony Rolled.
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An awesome game that blows away all compitition. It has better graphics than travian and so many more options.
guy A: Evony rocks huh?
guy B: that is an understatement!!!
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when you sit on your computer and play evony all day, you are constantly on at all times of the day and instead of going out on a friday or saturday night you plan a war strategy.
all you do is sit on your computer, damn evony loser..
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1. Lying about your origins, even when they are obvious.
2. Charging 10 times the amount something is really worth.
3. Censoring all opposition.
Examples of pull an Evony.
1. Bob: Aren't you Canadian?
Bill: No! I'm Mexican, eh!
2. Bob: I have a pen, do you want to buy it?
Bill: How much?
Bob: 10 bucks.
Bill: No way.
Bob: This pen will give you a huge advantage over other writers though.
Bill: I'll take it!
3. Bob: Dude! You just ran over a cat!
Bill: No I didn't.
Bob: Yes you did, dude. I'm gonna tell someone.
Bill: Be quiet. *kills*
I would like to take a moment of your time to tell you about a web-based browser game you absolutely must try! First of all "Evony" is an "MMORTS" (Massive Multiplayer Online Real-Time Strategy) game that incorporates a pleasantly balanced mix of diplomacy, economics, and warfare in an intuitive and easy to follow, quest guided interface.
Once you've chosen your name, which will be preceded by "Lady or Lord" (obviously depending upon gender), and created your account, you will now have opened up a multitude of options for yourself within the realms of Evony. You can now choose among many different states in which your empire may reign supreme, and customize your avatar as well as your newly built city. Join up online with friends in your neighborhood and from around the world in alliances founded by you or others.
Arguably one of the best aspects of Evony is that it is simple to learn yet challenging to master which will lead you into diplomatic rivalries and epic battles of immense proportions. Start off as a small town and build your empire from scratch, upgrade your buildings, fortifications, and defenses but be careful not to break the bank, after all you do have your citizens to care for.
Amass your armies from vigilant warriors to speeding cavalry, cunning swordsmen to powerful siege weapons, you must implement economic management and military prowess, all while trying to stay "politically correct" with your allies and enemies that riddle the battlefield to truly become lord of your domain.Obtain powerful and potent items to aid you in your ventures or to give your troops the edge they need in battle. Appoint wise and powerful hero's to lead your legions into battle and help oversee the production of resources as mayor's of your towns.
The level of customization, wealth of content, quality of game play, and clever interface, are unsurpassed by any other free web-based browser game to date, and certainly rivals some video games of late. You get all of this without even having to download a single bit of software, and, are you ready for this? It is absolutely free to play, yes you heard that right, you can play forever and never pay a single dime. I'm telling you ladies and gentlemen, I am no pushover when it comes to video games so take it from me, google Evony, sign-up today and tell them Inveterate sent you.
~Inveterate~
Lord Name: Inveterate
Server #: 61
Date: Saturday, September 19th, 2009
Time: 12:57 PM
I was playing Evony with my friends today and our alliance GDI engaged in combat with a previously friendly alliance, which was instigated by their newly appointed rogue vice host.
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Anyone who pllays the online game Evony and pushes other people to play the game, thus spreading it like a disease.
Evony hoe: Dude you should so play this online game! It's called Evony and it...
person: No way, your such an evony hoe.
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