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ewok

Totally lame. Beyond weak.

"That movie sucked." "Yeah, it was totally ewok."

by Chance74 August 12, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


ewok

1) By far, the most gay Lucas art's adventure after star wars
2) Teletubbies + Star Wars = Ewoks
3) Teddy bears who live in endor

You= omg a teletubbie!
Me= no, it's a fucking ewok

by George Bush's Pretzle August 13, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


ewok

Ewoks are small teddy bear-like creatures from the Star Wars universe who live on the moon of Endor. They are primitive hunter gatherers, and use tools like spears. They live in little tree huts, where they spend their evenings getting absolutely fucked smoking all kinds of crazy drugs, often through pipes.

Ewoks are part of the reason why Return of the Jedi is considered the weakest film from the original Star Wars trilogy. But as a point of contention I would say they add some comic relief to the proceedings.

Wicket is the most well-known ewok of them all.

by rorz758 May 30, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


ewok

(N) Noun.

Slang term, for a Hairy Testicle, or Testicles, When defined as Plural (Ewoks).

(V) Verb
The act of Dropping your nuts in someones face. Like a Tea Bag, but with Hairy Balls.

ME--Yo, Homie, lets take a trip to Endor.
You--Why? WTF?
ME--So you can See My Ewoks
You--Oh, Hellz yeah!

Definition 2

Look, holmes, your mom passed out! Im gonna run over and EWOK her.

by Psychowolf October 30, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


ewok

a little bear who lives in a hut above tree tops.they have fingers and throw rocks

ewoks are cool

by anus May 1, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ewok

Local Slang for "Easy Women Of Kihei" or, at least it is in Kihei Maui... seeing as towns that begin with "K" number in the hundreds throughout the state, it could just as easy apply to "Kahalui" "Kailua" "Kohala" or "Kona" just to name a few. but I always use it to describe the easy, slutty party girls found in the Kalama Village "triangle" ( a one block den of alcoholic excess, perversion and vice, located in the the town of Kihei, now mind you I have no issues with such things... but you gotta call a spade a spade, no?)

ask any local boy (or girl) about what goes on in the triangle after the sun sets, and the wholesome family tourists head back to their rooms, and the young "fresh off the jet" swinging dicks head out into the night to try their luck in picking up an EWOK, some will piss off the wrong Kamaaina or worse - a burly Kanaka or three and end up a grease spot on the lanai of one of the many bars in the triangle. Others will "get lucky" and end up plying an EWOK with enough booze, and get themselves a piece of tail.

Mainlander: "Hey man, I think that chick over there is scoping me out"
Resident buddy: "Yeah, she is... but Brah - She's one Dirty EWOK, everyone has had a piece of that skank - if you like go there brah, you bes double bag um, and you no can bring her into my Hale... you go pound that on da beach if you go make liedat.

by Evil Snuffalupagus June 25, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ewok

A person; typically a man; overworked, underpaid, and hairy from not having enough time to manscape

Yea Harold is an Ewok.

by WhosYoSDaddy March 14, 2021