Exponential Chili

Chili that is always better the second day.

Person 1: Lisa, your chili today is even better than the day you made it!

Lisa: I know, it is exponential chili.

Exponential Apocalypse

The act of predicting the apocalypse will come exponentially recently.

After an apocalypse day (2000, 2012, ect) believing that the next apocalypse must happen soon because for some reason it didn't happen on the day everyone thought it would.

Example of an Exponential Apocalypse:

1999: DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2000! all the equipment will fail and the nukes will launch and the planes will fall out of the sky!!!
2001: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2012! The mayans said so.
2013: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2016! Its the day of armegedan
2017: AHHH! now the worlds gonna end this month!
Feb: AHHH now its gonna end tomorrow...
...and so on and so forth

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exponentially decent

the most average you can get

high school is exponentially decent

exponentialize

to increase at a phenomenal velocity, esp. in terms of homosexual love

He said his love for me had exponentialized.

exponential vibes

When the rave gives all it’s supposed to give and then some.

CAMAANN!!!

That rave was giving Exponential Vibes

Exponential

Typically used as a mathematical term, exponential can be a versatile adjective when used as slang indicating something being “off the charts” in a positive manner.

I love Chick-fil-a, their waffle fries are absolutely exponential!

exponential

Simply means "big." In math, the word exponential describes a particular kind of mathematical function with a specific set of properties, but in casual use, it just means "big."

In these brutally cold conditions, the risk of hypothermia and frostbite will be exponential.