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A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.
Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(
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Refers to a person that’s depressed and is a coffee addict
“You’re like a Depresso Expresso because of your job!”
When one individual licks the asshole of another human being, usually in the morning.
Good Morning...now roll over and I'll give you a hobo expresso.
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When you. (or someone else) are very sad for a brief time ( a hour to a day)
Person 1: I'm feeling depresso Expresso because my mom yelled at me for the last 3 days
Person 2: oh, I hope things get better
Person 1: thank
The next day
Person 2: hey you feeling better?
Person 1: yes! Hey wanna commit super smash Bros togerar latar?
Person 2: yeeeee
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A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.
This starbucks expresso tastes like shit!!!!
When you take someone's water bottle that is not see through and take a Shit in it and fill up the remaining space with water. Then put the bottle back were you found it.
This guy is going to have a great surprise when he drinks the brown expresso that i gave him.