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Where lonely and socially inept losers can pretend they have a life.
Hey, look, I have five hundred "friends" on facebook, most of whom I only talked to once or twice at most.
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A stupid blogging site for people with no lives that sit on their ass all day. Also, a way to broadcast yourself, to display your gigantic ego that you have, by making retarded kissy faces in pictures. Most chicks with facebook think theyre so hot, ughh hate ti tell ya butchu aren`t, nothing cute bout making fish faces in pics.
To add to that, the way most high school fights start, just cuz someone dissed them, lmfao fucking big babies!
Plus most people have facebook just cuz everyone else has it, AND I CAN SAY THAT CUZ I DONT HAVE FACEBOOK MYSELF!=)
Basically a pointless site to make you feel better about yourself, for people with low/no self esteem.
Get off facebook and GO FOR A WALK!
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a new-age alternative to walking out of your house in your spongebob pyjamas and handing out photocopies of your password records and diary.
Grandma: "sent you a facebook friend request"
You: "oh, crap"
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To sell your soul over the Intrawebs. Or, take a million pictures of yourself and post them on your facebook. Or take pictures of anything and put them on facebook.
It can also be used to let people know you want to be facebook friends.
New haircut? Facebook it!
Facebook me?
Want to be facebook friends?
I facebooked my car.
That deserves facebooking!
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the biggest waist of time. the reason for missed assignments, poor tests results.
a lonely boys best friend.
John! its 7:30, lets hurry home and add that person we just met on facebook!
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a tool used to stalk people you are secretly jealous of. a tool to make your grades drop. a tool to keep you locked up in your room all day and feel accomplished. if you stalk someone a lot on it, you feel like you know them. dont let it fool ya, it can be embarrassing when you start a convo with them thinking your their friend when they dont know who you are. epic fail.
"call me mr. facebook, i can make your grades drop"
-to the tune of bedrock-
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