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A web site where you go to see how fat and ugly all of your old "friends" have become and to see how many babies the fine bitches from HS school have shit out. A place to read stupid ass comments about how much being a parent is a pain in the ass. A website for losers.

My social life consists of reading comments on Facebook.

by abc123 don't touch me! February 5, 2010

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Facebook

LOL its only for noobs and skanks

LOL u bitch this aint no facebook page

by Markie Suckerberg-(THE LIZARD) December 26, 2018

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Facebook

Facebook, or โ€œThe Facebook,โ€ is an internet site that runs via a series of tubes. It is also the number one searched word on Google. It was once prophesied that Greg would use The Facebook to find pictures of Gladiators. His friend, Richard, told him that was stupid. He should just find pictures of Gladiators with Google. Beth chimes in saying that 83.3% of all Gladiators were vegans. Richard and Greg agreed that nobody liked Beth.

I have 3,000 friends on the Facebook but I still feel so lonely.

Hey Steve! I saw you changed your relationship on Facebook to complicated. Does that mean I can ask Karen out on a date? What do you mean Karen was never your girlfriend? Why have I been waiting so long to ask her out??? Wait. Am I Karen? Nope Iโ€™m Preston.

by MBP2000 August 23, 2019

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Facebook

What sadly counts as "socializing" now-a-days.

Alex- "I'm gonna spend 6 hours straight on Facebook!!"

Tom- "Why don't you go outside and interact with people face to face instead?"
Alex-"That's soooo going on Facebook! Seriously, Facebook quote of the year! That's boss!!"
Tom-"I was serious..."
Alex- "What are you, antisocial? Everybody does Facebook now! Having "friends" on the internet who I never see in my everyday life and sitting infront of a humming computer is interacting with people! I love Facebook!!!"

by BigLebowski'sRug October 27, 2009

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Facebook

A free public database for FBI and CIA...

This hacker got caught after being IP tracked from his facebook page

by JockerMann November 10, 2009

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Facebook

A once cool website, but now it seems a bit wierd. Virtually every "friend" I have is someone from my school who hates me, but tries to make me feel speical. They have a shit load of friends, and post photos of themselves plastered in makeup/drinking alcohol.

Also a very bad place to bitch about people. I was flicking through people's profiles (I was bored) and I caught sight of people bitching about me, as per fucking usual.

example 1
Me:*checks Facebook*
Some bitch:Hey babes. How you doing bitch. Miss you ;)

Example 2
Me:*checks a person proile*
Person 1: OMG have you read *insert my surname here* blog!! It's great!! ;)
Person 2: Haha, what a retard

Enough said

by hdioyhrefugsafueagfujs April 12, 2009

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Facebook

A social network that must be destroyed.

Facebook friends are just my internet friends. Most of them don't mean shit to me and I find myself on it everyday.

by D-techtive April 6, 2010

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