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Farticles

the smelly particles of gas emitted from someone's butthole.

Quit crop dusting me, you're getting your farticles all over my food!

by cj jazzyjane January 10, 2017


farticle

farΒ·tiΒ·cle (fahr-ti-kuhl) noun, verb, -cled, -cling.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air.

"Farticles are not news."

"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."

"Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."

"She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb)

by Vanna Bonta January 9, 2008

46πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Farticle

Part "part" and part "fart", the main part of farts that make the smell.

An actual fart is made up of millions of compressed farticles.

by Rasputin the third July 21, 2005

47πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


farticled

Past Tense Verb:
A. The act of adding a mass of farticles (particles that come from a creature's flatulence) to the air. Many consider this a form of pollution.

B. The act of inhaling (through the nose or mouth) farticles. This results in unpleasant smells and/or tastes by the inhaler. Many consider this a form of reducing pollution.

A. That clean, well shaven dog just farticled all over the park!

B. That clean, well shaven man just helped global warming because he farticled all of Larry's humongous fart.

by Clean, well shaven man May 27, 2008

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Farticles

The production and smell of "poo particles"by ones fart released into the air.

As I walked into the elevator my sense of smell was ruined by stale farticles

by Kiwichef April 1, 2018


farticle

microscopic particle of smell that is able to pass thru fabric

How does a farticle get thru my jeans and underwear?

by Trippin42 July 23, 2020


farticle

Farticles are the actual particles particles that the olfactory cortex perceives in the event of a fart fart.

When Tina farted on me, I was bombarded with stinky farticles.

by Epsom Salt March 8, 2009

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž