fasian

Fake asian.

Someone who thinks they're asian but they're not.

Often obsessed with anime, manga and/or legend of zelda, and has frequent conversations about these subjects with their fasian friends.

Jon: So I'm watching Hatare Fusakashi Real! the other day and it's this totally R-rated ep where Kiwasako rips her shirt off... man I'm jizzing in my pants just thinking about it.

Amy: Dude... you're such a fasian.

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fasian

faux asian or fake asian

Someone who pretends to be asian, but really isn't. Usually an asian obsessed person

Person 1: "Why is jenny being such a fasian?"
Person 2: "I dunno, first she starts claiming she's from asia, then she got that hair cut like them asian girls do."

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Fasian

Fucking Asian. A typical Asian constantly at the library, drives an extremely nice car, insane amounts of technology, pocket translator and is completely oblivious to cars when crossing the street.

Yesterday some Fasian brought his own lamp to the library.

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Fasian

A fit or extremely hot male of Asian origin (a very rare specimen)

Harriet: OH MA GAWD that Zayn is such a Fasian!
Jen: That Kieran Leahy ain't bad either..... Top quality Fasian right there

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Fasian

A fat Asian. Also known as a "lucky rabbit's foot" due to their nature of bringing good karma upon all around the person.

Yo, that Fasian got me an A on my computer test.

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fasian

A fake Asian. Different from a wannabe Asian. The first one you're asian without trying and in the second one you try to be asian.

I have so many asian friends I've turned fasian

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Fasian

noun: one who is a particularly fat, or chubby asian. Usually happier than most, a cheery, overweight person of asian descent. Fasians can be your best friend, or your worst nightmare. Don't mess with a fasian.

Bob: hahaha he is so chubby!
Joe: Shut up, bro... He's a fasian.
Bob: oh, that explains it.
Joe: Don't mess.

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