Fentanyl Ferrari

A Pontiac Fiero. So named for its resemblance to Ferraris and status as a redneck dream car. Sometimes (and by that I mean more than half the time) they get hacked up into poor copies of supercars.

Remember Virgil from high school? I heard on Facebook he bought a Fentanyl Ferrari and got a DUI. Not surprised at all.

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Banging up fentanyl

It's dosed in micrograms so be weary morons looking to cop it and croak later

Banging up fentanyl isn't a smart idea on the streets nobody should have constant campaign ads for this bullshit cause

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Cycle Fentanyl

Inserting fentanyl for 6 hours then consumed again by bursting an artery or vain and reusing it from your blood.

The guy in Pennsylvania just did cycle fentanyl

Fentanyl

What mom has for breakfast, lunch and dinner. She insists it is not dangerous.

Oh god, has she started using fentanyl again? She knows it's dangerous, right?

Fentanyl

What mom has for breakfast. She insists it isn't dangerous.

Oh God, mom has been using fentanyl again. She knows its unsafe, right?

fentanyl folding

Verb. The act of standing while barely awake after intentionally using a considerable amount of fentanyl. Individuals in the act are difficult to rouse and may wobble and lean up against objects for support as they experience their high. Most easily observed in cities with high amounts of functionally-unrestricted drug use, such as Seattle and San Francisco.

Child: Daddy, why is that man just standing there? He looks so tired!
Father: It’s impolite to stare at people! Let’s keep going and mind our own business.
Father internally: Really? Fentanyl folding? C’mon, man!

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