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A term in retail sales to describe a customer who is bothersome, annoying, or time consuming.
Check out Dave, he's got a fester.
That guy festered me up for two hours and I only made twenty bucks on the sale!
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n: a guy who gets in the way of his friend's game, see also - cockblock
v: to be annoying, irritating
A guy likes a girl, his friend comes up and starts calling him out. The guy is like 'Stop being such a fester!'
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fester is the root. a collection of festered objects
Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.
Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)
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If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.
Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.
1. to sit around and become fat and lazy. 2. usually a tendency of potheads. 3. also known as dark festering if the lights are off.
all they ever do is smoke weed and dark fester!
caitlin is festering.
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The act of going to a third-world country and eating out the hookers. But only if she says "I love you".
I love festering when I goto the Philippines and Thailand.
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The act of being exceptionally lazy.
Dan: Bro you should come over and fester with me I'm gonna watch some awesome movies since it's raining.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.
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