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fidget spinner

Cancerous toy made for kids with ADHD

Kid 1: I just got a 1,000 dollar fidget spinner!
Kid: Well at least I don't follow cancerous trends like you.

by Bruce Lee's left nostril June 13, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


fidget spinner

A sex position where the woman riding on top spins around on a man's dick.

Hey, Baby, wanna fidget spin

me and jim tried the fidget spinner last night it was sooooo good

by osstheboss June 6, 2017

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fidget spinner

Useless things that were made for add kids and became cool.
Also known as: Midget Spinner, Virgin spinner and go get fucking life spinner.
Can be seen in the fidget spinner by derpy slurpy. Go look it up beotch

Jeff:look at my awesome 1000000000 dollar fidget spinner
Derpy Slurpy: i got two so i get all the ladies. Go fucking kill ur self beotch

by derpy slurpys little buddy June 25, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fidget spinner

The literal embodiment of Cancer

John: Andrew what did Janice get you for your birthday
Andrew: She gave me Cancer
John: Why would she go out of her way to get you a fidget spinner when she knows that you don't like them?, what next? Is she going to dab in public?

by garothehobo June 4, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fidget spinner

The most expensive Bull***t toy ever invented. With prices ranging from $7 to $400

"Amy your fidget spinner is awesome"
"Thanks your fidget spinner is cool too"

"Rick your f****** spinner cost you 200 dollars?"
"Yeah I'm a rich boy who doesn't know what to do with my money"

by MONKEYBOYLARSENMONEY!@#$%^&*(! January 9, 2019


fidget spinner

A tool used by people suffering LSD problems, autism or a mental issue. If you want to listen to a LSD autism song, write Misha fidget spinner song.

Remember that day when I f*cked that fidget spinner, it was made from gold.

by tintintheidiot January 15, 2018


fidget spinner

cancer

person 1: "did you hear basic white boy name got cancer? i feel so bad"
person 2: "yeah he spun his fidget spinner too much"

by pacman on crack July 13, 2017