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creative financing

Becoming a stripper or crack whore to support one's lavish lifestyle or to pay a college tuition.

Thanks to creative financing, Colleen can now afford to attend Monmouth State.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 17, 2004

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Finance Punk

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an โ€œundergroundโ€ or โ€œradicalโ€ creator. The work isnโ€™t made for money, but itโ€™s the money that matters the most.

โ€œDude, his stuff is pretty out there but heโ€™s still pretty Finance Punk.โ€

by Pop Pop Bienstock April 1, 2021

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creative financing

(Real-estate jargon)
1. A questionable or irresponsible way of obtaining needed funds.
2. Theft

1. "I bought my dream ride with a 29% loan, but I can pay it back when the Nigerian government sends me my check."
2. "Keep an eye out while I work out some creative financing on this jacket."

by phildonnia June 14, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


creative financing

Finding an interesting or non-convetional way to obtain funds to get something you want.

"borowing" your friends bike and selling it at your neigbours garage sale so you can buy new speakers.

by lilshawn June 14, 2004


Objective Finance

The best value for Lincoln-Douglas Debate.

Aiden joined LD because he loved the value of Objective Finance so much.

by TP>LD February 8, 2021


finance lease

A finance lease is where a loaned asset is (in most cases) pimped to one party for the useful lifetime of it.

In the accounts of business, it is recorded much the same as a hire-purcase agreement. It is reocrded in the balance sheet (as at <date>) as the cost of the fixed asset (excluding interest) less the provision for dep'n. It is also recorded in the trading profit and loss account (for year ended <date>) as interest due for the year and the dep'n.

The balance sheet also record finance leasing as a liability for future payments (excluding intrest), see accruals, shared betwixt current liabilities and long-term liabilities.

We have secured a finance lease.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


finance jew

Greedy, dishonest person who takes advantage of the situation in a financial transaction.
Refers to how Jacob in the old testament cheated his brother out of his birthrights.
Derogatory about rich jews who got their riches by cheating others.

Listen to the finance jews playing the stock market scream when they are fleeced for a change.

by shonny September 26, 2007

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