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A red box with a grille and a flasher that beeps really loud when it detects a fire. He will become your paparazzi and take flash pictures of you when you're walking out the building
When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into Person 2's ass crack. If done properly Person 1's nose will come out brown.
Person 2: FIRE FIRE
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic
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To eat really gross mexican food (cheap tacos) and poop it out all over the hallway of a hotel or apartment and pull the fire alarm and watch everyone run through it.
"Oh dude that mexican fire alarm had me cleaning my feet for hours last night"
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When a girl is using a bottle of hot sauce as a dildo and it breaks releasing that fiery goodness into her clit.
Holy Tittyfuckers! Mary just had a Hungarian Fire Alarm, there aint no way in shit I would tap that hot ass pussy for at least 5 minutes.
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A man imbued by Hades himself, able to duel wield 1st and second stage devices without fail. Do not approach if troubleshooting open loops and grounds.
Hey, did you see that fire-alarm-guy over there? He is most certainly in the zone.
Non gender specific badasses that break the time space continuum to install control cable at a high level.
Those fire alarm ninjas really made the community safer!
After sex on the beach, the alarm sounds the next day at about 4pm when you realize your dick is as red as an indian.
Person 1: Dude, last night was amazing. 4 chicks on the beach and i don't even have to buy them dinner, too bad for this indian fire alarm.
Person 2: Was it worth it?
Person 1: Fuck yea, just gonna jerk off with some aloe for a while.
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