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when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl
After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.
To take a piss!
A: I'll be right back!
B: Hey! Where are you going, man?
A: I'm gonna release the firehose.
(verb) An extremely uncomfortable bowel movement consisting mostly of liquid and being expelled from the butt in such velocity and volume that it resembles a fireman's hose.
"Hey bro I want to apologize in advance for the condition of your bathroom. I drank too much last night and had a violent case of firehose ass today!"
When a man takes his penis and shoves it in his ass and urinates.
My nephew went to Germany and learned how to pee in his own butt. He said he had “firehole” from too many schnitzels and had to extinguish it by performing the “German Firehose”. Yummy mommy.
When you fuck a chick in the ass so hard her anus gapes, and then you proceed to take a shit in the gaping asshole, then when it closes, enema her, thus expelling all of your shit and any shit of hers out her butthole in a glorious explosion of brown. Named because of bad water quality in India.
I did the Indian Firehose with Tina last night, nao my apartment is covered with liquid poo.
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getting a sweaty dick and spinning it around while having a orgasm
"Steve hit me in the face with his sweaty firehose, tasty!"
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When a gay Gentlemen encounters a plethora of available and pulsating penises, he might choose to ride the endless Firehose. Where said gentlemen asks the members to join tip to tip and
stroke vigarously So he may ride the cascading cum slip'n'slide of pleasure to climax.
"yo, boys line up let's ride the endless Firehose to the end of the rainbow"
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