First draft syndrome

The inability to look at a first draft for corrections or changes after finally completing it at great cost in sweat and sleep deprivation.

jonas: i finally finished and sent my college application, and i just realized i misspelt the university's name!!
matthew: dude, you're an idiot
jonas: total first draft syndrome!

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First Show Syndrome

used for theatre, it is when a newbie had their first show, and misses everything about it once it is over, and feels heartbroken as if they were in a relationship.

symptoms:
-dwelling on little details, inside jokes, days, rehearsals..
-saying, "Remember when..."
-moping around and missing every little thing.

A:: "I'm going to miss Servant! The set we worked on for so long, the cast, we had such a GREAT cast!! You guys are all like family to me, we were all so close! And Candle.. and backstage, acting goofy on those couches, and the food, and the costumes, and Larry(director) yelling at us all, and Alexis never learning her latin, and that one rehearsal on halloween, and all the emotional drama.. and the improv, and and..."
L:: "Girl, you've got a MAJOR case of First Show Syndrome."

Moira: "You gonna miss Midsummer's?"
Wayne: "Hell yeah, it's like home."
Moira: "First show here?"
Wayne: "Yup. It was so great."
Moira: "Well, don't get too much First Show Syndrome"

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first child syndrome

The firstborn child may feel like they were the ones treated the worst because all of the other children were the baby's of the family. Sence the parents were still learning how to be parents they tend to discipline the firstborn more than the other children. But the firstborn is usually the most successful so the other siblings will always look up to them, and their parents usually are the proudest of their oldest.

The first always gets treated the worst.
First child syndrome is when the first child has things more difficult and the other syblings are the baby's and are spoiled.

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First Rejection Syndrome

When someone gets rejected for the first time, all the other hookups that they have seem meaningless until they hookup with the person that rejects them.

Bro 1:Remember when that chick denied you?
Bro 2:Yeah it sucked. I knew I had to get with her at some point.
Bro 1:Classic first rejection syndrome.

First Timer Syndrome

First Timer Syndrome is a desperate obsessive compulsion to be the first at something; regardless of whether it was commercially viable.

Dan didn't know why his crypto project wasn't valuating: It turns out he was suffering from a severe case of First Timer Syndrome.

first player syndrome

When online game players (and generally unskilled ones) think that the game revolves around them. This is most likely due to them playing solo games... Or being an only child.

A: Man, what is up with this Ashe. She keeps getting caught and is blaming support and jungle.

B: Yep, she must have first player syndrome.

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First Pussy Syndrome(FPS)

A condition which occurs with young males after they've had their first sexual intercourse with a particular woman and they become overattached with their first pussy. The condition often comes with feelings of extreme desperation and thoughts that he will never find a better one. FPS is often assoctiated with denial of common sense. Other related symptomes are: crying over the phone, stalking the pussy on social networks, loss of all self respect, etc.

Man, he wouldn't let her go, I think he has First Pussy Syndrome(FPS).

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